Bengal Retriever Hybrid

In an attempt to rejuvenate their sagging pet industry,  China has introduced a new breed of Sporting Dog.  This hybrid, a cross between a Golden Retriever and a Bengal Tiger, was an instant hit with the Chinese upper class.

According to Dr. Fang Shui, Senior Party Member of the Central Planning Committee for State Happiness:

“We knew that  people were tired of the Golden Retriever –I mean who isn’t — and we wanted to do something special for The Year of the Tiger.  So…when we put our top million animal hybridizers in the country on this project….success was inevitable!”

Dr. Shui refused to confirm or deny that the Panda/Chow Chow hybrid is also a product of his office. “We are only responsible for good things,” he said as he hung up the phone.

The real poop here.

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6 Responses to Bengal Retriever Hybrid

  1. Jakob says:

    Golden retievers are the greatest kind of alive and nobody is bored of a golden retrievers in America so why don’t you keep your coments to you and your Asian friends or wherever the hell you people are from

  2. Jakob says:

    Golden retievers are the greatest kind of animal alive and nobody is bored of a golden retrievers in America so why don’t you keep your coments to you and your Asian friends or wherever the hell you people are from

  3. hemmingforddogblog says:

    Reblogged this on Hemmingford Dog Blog.

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