In an attempt to rejuvenate their sagging pet industry, China has introduced a new breed of Sporting Dog. This hybrid, a cross between a Golden Retriever and a Bengal Tiger, was an instant hit with the Chinese upper class.
According to Dr. Fang Shui, Senior Party Member of the Central Planning Committee for State Happiness:
“We knew that people were tired of the Golden Retriever –I mean who isn’t — and we wanted to do something special for The Year of the Tiger. So…when we put our top million animal hybridizers in the country on this project….success was inevitable!”
Dr. Shui refused to confirm or deny that the Panda/Chow Chow hybrid is also a product of his office. “We are only responsible for good things,” he said as he hung up the phone.
The real poop here.