A man walks into a sports bar with his dog. Hockey Night in Canada® is on the TV. He sits down and asks how the Maple Leafs are doing. The bartender says, “The game just started but Maple Leafs are in 8th place and not doing so well.” The man’s dog jumps up, and runs around the bar stool 8 times.
Later, the bartender screams, “OMG…the Maple Leafs are in 7th place!” The dog jumps up again and runs around the bar stool 7 times. A few days later the man returns to the bar with his dog and is told the Maple Leafs are in 3rd place. Again, his dog jumps up and runs around the bar stool 3 times…
The bartender says “WOW! That dog is amazing! What does he do if the Maple Leafs win the Cup?”
“I don’t know”, says the man, “I’ve only had him for 10 years!”