“But, but… I just paid $2.5 million for my co-op apartment,” whined Drake Huffington-Smythe. “I’ve got an MBA from Wharton, I drive a BMW Z8 and I sell derivatives for Goldman Sachs! These horrible little people on the co-op Board won’t let my puppy in.”
Had Mr. Huffington-Smythe taken the time to send Rex to a “dog interview preparation class”, he could have avoided his current situation. Please…plan ahead!
The real poop here.
That’s the one thing you have to remember about WASPs: they love animals and hate people