A man sees a sign in front of a house: “Talking Dog for Sale.” He rings the bell and asks to see the dog. The man goes into the backyard and sees a plain black mutt just sitting there. “You talk?” he asks … Continue reading
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A tourist walks into a little country store, and sees a sign: DANGER! BEWARE OF DOG! Sleeping on the floor next to the cash register is a harmless old hound dog. The visitor asks the store manager, “Is THAT the dog folks are supposed to … Continue reading
If the government has to tell you this, maybe you shouldn’t be near children… From here.