Beware of dog

 A tourist walks into a little country store, and sees a sign: DANGER! BEWARE OF DOG! Sleeping on the floor next to the cash register  is a harmless old hound dog.  The visitor asks the store manager, “Is THAT the dog folks are supposed to beware of?” “Yep, that’s him,” he replied. The visitor couldn’t help but be amused. “That certainly doesn’t look like a dangerous dog to me. Why in the world would you post that sign?” “Because,” the owner replied, “before I posted that sign, people kept tripping over him.”

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