Category Archives: Dog jokes

Coldwater

A man went to visit his  grandfather and while eating a breakfast of eggs and bacon, he noticed a film-like substance on his plate. So he says, “Grandfather, are these plates clean?” His grandfather replies, “Those plates are as clean … Continue reading

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Talking Dog for Sale

A man sees a sign in front of a house: “Talking Dog for Sale.” He rings the bell and asks to see the dog. The man goes into the backyard and sees a plain black mutt just sitting there. “You talk?” he asks … Continue reading

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Beware of dog

 A tourist walks into a little country store, and sees a sign: DANGER! BEWARE OF DOG! Sleeping on the floor next to the cash register  is a harmless old hound dog.  The visitor asks the store manager, “Is THAT the dog folks are supposed to … Continue reading

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Obedience class

During break time at obedience school, two dogs were talking. One says to the other, “The thing I hate most about learning all this stuff is that you’ll never use it in the real world.”

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Desert dog

A dog is running around like crazy in the desert when he comes across a camel. “Why you running like that that in this heat, dog?” says the camel. “If I don’t find a tree soon, I goin’ to pee … Continue reading

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The Vet is in

A client brought a litter of golden retriever puppies to the veterinary clinic for inoculations and worming.  As the look-alike pups squirmed around in their box, the vet realized it would be difficult to tell the treated ones from the rest.  … Continue reading

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Toronto Maple Leafs

A man walks into a sports bar with his dog. Hockey Night in Canada®  is on the TV. He sits down and asks how the Maple Leafs are doing.  The bartender says, “The game just started but Maple Leafs are … Continue reading

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